Stay Healthy, Jerkface!

Today I would like to present to you my favorite photograph in any magazine ad ever:

What I love about this ad is that it purports to be about living a more active (and presumably better) life, but the picture simply shows the two biggest assholes in the world mocking their child.

I'm not the only one who sees this, right?

In the foreground, we have a sweet looking little girl who seems very intent on her bike-riding. Perhaps she's just learning, or maybe she's off in a world of her own, where she is a warrior princess surveying her forests on her trusty steed! In any case, she is clearly engrossed in what she's doing, and it's adorable. A few feet behind, her father is laughing so hard he looks like he might piss himself and/or fall off his bike. In fact, he has to steady himself on his wife's back just to keep from keeling over. And what's so funny? Judging by his eyeline: his daughter. It is BEYOND HILARIOUS to him that she is riding a bike in the woods with her family. Look at him! His face is turning red! The man cannot breathe! THAT'S how hard he is laughing at his innocent, oblivious little girl. Meanwhile, his wife has also gotten lost in the carefree rush that can only come from bullying one's own child, as she has lifted her feet off her pedals in sheer joy. Obviously she doesn't find this *quite* as funny as her husband does, but she's used to that. He probably laughs that hard at Mad TV too. I've updated the photo with captions to clarify what's going on here (you'll probably have to click through to the enlarged version - I'm new to this photo editing thing)...

Enjoy your probiotics, asshats.