A Poem About Punctuation. You're Welcome.

Commas are lovely, friendly things

They give your lengthy thinkings wings!

They help you make a long, long list

Or insert a "Well, you get the gist..."

 

My point is you should always use them

Never splice or else abuse them

And faithful friends you'll ever be

And I won't have to write any more bitchy poems to people who DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW EFFING COMMAS WORK. Refer to your notes from third grade. Figure it out.